Monkey Feet! Vibram Five Fingers is here!

Who wants monkey feet???
I DO!!!!

Who wants five fingers???
I DO!!!!

Well guess what? We already have both, stupids!!!!

(Good thing) what I don't have are kick-ass Vibram Five Fingers, 'cos these kicks kick ass!!!

Now the Vibram Five Fingers (VFF) - Sports edition is the one I'd like to own first. People would definitely call me crazy for wearing these in public ~ but hey, crazy is what crazy do! Especially when I crazily kick their battooties playing ball with 'em. I mean, you have to admit ~ these shoes are the bomb! These shoes are super cool.

Now the VFF - Camo edition is the one I'd like to own next. Imagine what awesome names indigenous tribes would call me once they see me free running around the jungle with these babies!!! History will repeat itself (ref: Big Foot, Small Foot, etc!)!

I guess I'm back to savings mode so I can write a proper review about the Vibram Five Fingers. My 9.5 feet would thank me too in the long-run. Yup, these are supposed to be healthy for you. They do cost a little more than what I'd want it though (duh!); but this is just because they're not really mass-produced on the market.....

Yet. 

If you've never heard of these shoes yet, well now you have.
If you've never seen anyone on these babies yet, well I hope to show you (soon).

But for now, I want to thank you very much for taking the time to read my 1st review.
I really appreciate you wasted X amount of minutes on this, especially 'cos I did.
When we fall, we fall together. Hopefully we can get up together too.

So now you have to stop reading.
Now please do your part ~

Run away.

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